Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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