Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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