Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
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booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
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Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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