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FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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