im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
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His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
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Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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