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so explain again why im purple
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He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Randomize
