I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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