How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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