This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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