Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
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YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
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Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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