Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
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Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
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I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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