There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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