it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
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Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
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HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
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