So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
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His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
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You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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