Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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