ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
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From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
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She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.