So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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