So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
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I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
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Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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