whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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