epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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