your room smells of hookers.
And success
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
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My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
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I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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