im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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