I want to make a zoo with you.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
