Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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