he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Randomize
