Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
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Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
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She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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