Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
you would pick up someone in the library
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
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I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
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Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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