Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
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Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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