he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
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