While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
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