I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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