Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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