wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Randomize
