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It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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