How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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