Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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