i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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