Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
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You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I AM VODKA MAN
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
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In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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