I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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