Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
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He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
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trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
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