she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
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she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
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You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
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Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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