Cold hands, warm shart.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
Randomize
