At least make sure they are 18
Why
I smell stomach acid.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
