so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
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It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
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I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
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