i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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