I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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