Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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