i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
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do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
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She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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