at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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