Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
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Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
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I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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