just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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