Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
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OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
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She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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