Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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